Selasa, 14 Agustus 2012

PEN STORY

lost your pen = no pen
no pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
you get skinny = then you get ugly
ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death

gue dapet ini dari salah satu temen gue. ini kocak. namun menyentuh. sekian postingan terbaru.  follow @Ruaihan

Senin, 20 Februari 2012

Ngepost lagi.

hallo blogger hahaha, kembali lagi sama gue blogger ganteng sepanjang masa dunia wal akhiratun, Rehan al-Naher.
sumpah haha, gue bingung mau ngepost apa, berita sekarang2 ini lagi kurang asyik buat diomongin apalagi digunjingin. OOPS!
yap, kata bergunjing. buat gue, dan haha maaf ya temen2 gue, hal yang satu ini emang menyenangkan. entah kenapa, bergunjing itu menaikkan hasrat dan semangat hidup terkadang, dan haha juga, apalagi kalo udah yang namanya gunjingin orang. berasa banget udah gak ada salah lagi. "Assalamualaikum maaf ya maaf"...
bergunjing, yap, agak kasar ya kata2nya, halusnya mah bergosip paling, ya tetep aja lah initinya jangan dilakuin ya para blogreader (kalo ada). daripada hati lu terketuk habis bergunjing kayak temen gue Bilhaqi, dia nonton Rahasia Ilahi dan langsung shock. kasian dia. padahal dia ganteng. katanya "gua abis begunjing sampe sore ya ramean, pulang2 langsung Rahasia Ilahi. gila woy, ngeri..."
stop buat ngebahas bergunjing ini. stop ya, stop.
hahaha, oiya, sekarang lagi musim yang namanya nyepik. lo semua harus tau, orang paling jago nyepik sekelas gue adalah LEO, Leonardo di Caprii, inget, di CAPRII, jangan pikir gue salah ngetik CAPRIO. itu kata guru TIK gue hahaha maaf ya LEO, keep handsome.
dengan IQ-nya yang top abis, salah satu top lho di kelas gue, secara, 136 men. dia paling jago nyepik, tiap malem, gue juga gak tau siapa yang dia sepikin tapi intinya dia jago nyepik kayak arie untung, jago ngeles kayak bajaj, sama kadang sotoy kayak dukun. tapi gue yakin, dia orang baik2, meskipun kadang entah kayak apa anehnya suka gerak2 gak jelas kayak ibu2 diare lagi aerobik. itulah LEO.
eh iya, gue juga kali ini mau ngungumin, twitter gue udah ganti ya. jadi bisa difollow aja @R20HAN. gratis. banyak yang bilang, username gue kali ini susah dibaca, unyu, keren.
maaf kalo postingan ini agak jayus, atau gak bisa buat kalian ketawa, karena intinya dari postingan ini cuma satu, IBADAH. see you bloggers. Ich liebe dich, ni hao ma, hao ma ni.
Ass Wr. Wb.

Senin, 30 Januari 2012

Tugu Tani Incident

Sunday morning, when everyone tried to free them selves by spending their time in Tugu Monas became a terrible accident. Daihatsu Xenia that known driven  by Afriyani Susanti killed at least 9 pedestrians close to  Tugu Tani, so why this incident called as Tragedy of Tugu Tani.
Actually that car crashed 12 people there but 3 of them was injured and 9 others died on that place. Not only crashed people there, driver also broke a bus stop in front of the office of Ministry of Commerce Republic Indonesia. It was located in Ridwan Rais Road.
All people that saw that accident said that, Afriyani with her car drove up to 100 km/hours. Afriyani that is said under the effect of drugs couldn't drive it well. She said the brake of her car was broken but after Cops checked it, the condition of the brake is OK.
After the incident, Afriyani directly brought to Polda to have some check and re-check concerned to the incident. Afriyani also known drove the car without any Driving License and vehicle registration letter. She had used drugs, Shabu Shabu and other kinds of drugs in Hotel Borobudur close to Gambir Train Station.
The death of 9 victims brings so much tears for the family left. How it could be, 9 people that tried to free them selves by having recreation had to go forever because of a 'crazy' driver. Even, 4 of  9 victims was not Jakarta citizens, they were from Jepara that tried to spend their long holiday by visiting Jakarta to see Tugu Monas.

sumber : Detikcom

Senin, 23 Januari 2012

GONG XI FAT CHOI


Sebelumnya, disini, gue atas nama dewa Neptunus menyatakan kalo gue bukan Chinese. tetapi, atas nama solidaritas antar manusia, gue mengucapkan Selamat Tahun Baru China atau yang biasa disingkat Imlek. semoga di Tahun Naga Air ya kalo nggak salah, semua orang China dan orang orang sekelilingnya mendapat selalu Anugerah dari Tuhan. amin amin amin.
oya, karena gua buka Chinese tadi, gua jadi gak dapet angpao. ya gini lah parah, lebaran minta THR, Natal juga pengen kalo bisa, nah pas Imlek gue maunya dapet angpao. tapi, realita mematahkan semua keinginan.
oke deh, gue kira cukup sekian postingan gue kali ini. buat spongebob di bikini bottom, gue kecewa sama elo karena elo nggak ngasih angpao buat gue. sejak kapan Spongebob itu Imlekan? hah?
daa.... HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR FOR THE ENTIRE CHINESE IN THE WORLD.